Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,140 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/340 points)
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (135/645 points)
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 3/93 (15/750 points)
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (210/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 2/41 (10/1,000 points)
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